Video: Britney’s Back!

Fuck it! This is too newsworthy not too report.

We cried as we watched the footage above.

It’s NEW video of Britney rehearsing a NEW song for what appears to be her VMA performance!!!!!! Or just rehearsing for fun????

Her body is banging and the song sounds tight.

We’re still crying!

Check it out above!

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Kiki Drunkst and new boy toy Justin Long are still together.

The pair just recently attended the Point Break LIVE! show at the Dragonfly in Los Angeles.

While they were happy to pose for pics, they refused to be photographed together.

Why, Justin???? Why?????

You can do sooooooo much better!!!!!

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Samantha Ronson and Pete Wentz rock a similar style and taste in clothes but do they wear the same size?

Thanks to D*ana's Dirt for the spot!

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Such as Britney Spears being a whore at 14!

Last year, attorney Eric Ervin, who worked with Spears when she was a teenager, said in an interview that Britney’s whole “Virgin ’til Marriage” act was one big publicity stunt.

He says Britney popped her cherry at the young age of 14 and that it was to her then boyfriend Reg Jone.

Oh, and he also added that her and Justin Timberlake were intimate since the beginning.

But what would some former attorney know, right????

However, Momma Lynne Spears is now spilling some shocking news about Britney in an attempt to sell more copies of her book.

And in it, among many other things, she confirms that BritBrit did have sex at 14!

WTF?!?!

Lynne’s new book, Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World, confirms that Brit lost her virginity at 14 to an 18 year-old high school football player.

Isn’t that illegal?

And she also admits that Brit began drinking at the age of 13!

That’s illegal too!

And she started experimenting with drugs at 15!!!!

We’re LOVING this!

What we’ve known all along is coming out, though we’ll admit that it is a bit sad.

Brit had a fucked-up childhood and looks like Momma did nothing to help her.

Momma Spears even says that by the age of 16, Britney was caught with marijuana and cocaine on a private jet!

There seems to be a lot of talk about Britney in this book, which will be released on September 16th. We’re even tempted to buy it now.

But, of course, Momma Spears isn’t to blame.

She says she simply regrets “losing control of Britney’s career to handlers who promoted her as a sex object and put her in raunchy videos.”

Oh, and she also admitted to “allowing” 16 year-old Brit to sleep with Justin Timberlake and that she went along with the public lie that Brit was saving herself til marriage.

A source said, “Lynne thought Britney was in love and Justin was good for her.”

Back in 2003 Timberlake told Barbra Walters that Britney “lost her virginity a while ago — and I should know.”

Wonder what else she wrote about Brit and sis Jamie Lynn Spears?

Looks like Brit and her Momma might not be speaking again for a while.

Profitting off your children: Never a good idea!

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Sasha Baron Cohen’s two ladies, fiancee Isla Fisher and daughter Olive, were snapped by paps leaving a children’s gym in L.A.

It looks like baby Olive got dad’s tall genes!

Olive looks like she’s already half as long as petite mommy Isla!

The little one will be celebrating her first birthday in October.

Scrumptious!

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People are willing to pay big bucks for old Jimi Hendrix memorabilia.

The first guitar that Hendrix ever burned on stage just sold at an auction in London yesterday for $495,000!

It was his 1965 Fender Stratocaster guitar that he torched after his performance in 1967 at London’s Finsbury Astoria.

Unfortunately for him, Hendrix had to be taken to the hospital afterward and treated for minor hand injuries.

The director of acquisitions, Ted Owen, at the Fame Bureua rock memorabilia firm which organized the sale described Hendrix’s burning of the guitar as “a watershed in live performance.”

Adding, “He raised the bar of what could be expected and paved the way for a series of imitations and pastiche that exist to this day.”

As for the guitar, after the torching it was then taken to the offices of Hendrix’s aide, Tony Garland.

The guitar was later kept in the garage of Garland’s parents’ home in southern England.

It wasn’t until last year that Garland’s nephew found the guitar.

We still think half a million is a bit too much for a burned guitar.

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